We’re pulling out of a restaurant parking lot and there are some rowdy peeps in a Mustang behind us. since we have a Challenger he decides to hit the gas and burn some rubber. As we’re screeching out of the lot he says ” Some SCYYYYRRUP on them back tires, We gonna french TOAST these motherfuckers” Then proceeds to leave them in the dust while laughing manically. The way he made the word syrup sound like screeching tires is what had me peeing myself.

It’s not that funny. I know. But you shoulda been there. it’s these little things he does that made me fall in love with him in the first place.

I need to start writing down all the things he says because he’s so quick and witty!

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