Men of Reddit, how do you like your coffee?

45 comments

1. Only a little cream and sugar. Not too sweet and not too bitter

2. Carbonated with zero sugar and flavored like grapefruit in can labeled Rockstar

3. Black like my soul

4. Just like your mom… stale and strong

5. Caramel

6. If I’m trying to actually wake up then straight black but if I’m just casually drinking a cup then I like cream/milk and sugar. Never iced. Idk why but iced coffee just doesn’t taste right to me. I’ll drink it but I ain’t gon enjoy it.

7. I like a little coffee in my cream and sugar.

   In all seriousness, if it is jusf me drinking a cup to wake up, a little more cream and sugar. If im eating a pastry or donut, way less sugar and less cream

8. 50% decaf and 50% milk

9. Just like my women, bitter.

10. Once told my son I like my coffee like I like my women. The intent was to follow up with “hot, blonde & strong”.

    Although he quickly responded with “bitter?”

    His mother, my wife was not amused. 😆

11. Just enough cream to make the coffee not dark.

    1.5 or 2 teaspoons of sugar so it won’t be bitter.

12. Like my men, lots of cream and a little sugar

13. Black as the darkest night

14. Black … although I’ve recently gotten into Vietnamese food and their coffee with the condensed milk is pretty slammin as a nice a treat every now and again.

15. Black, add a spoon of sugar if it’s my day off

16. Start with a french press, then use filtered water, add two scoops of medium roast, one dark roast, then add 3 table spoons of honey, then healthy dash of cinnamon. Dont boil the water. Get it just before it boils and pour and stir the coffee and let sit for at least 4-5 minutes.

17. Blonde, lotsa cream, lotsa sugar.

18. Like my women: ground up and in the freezer

19. I like my women how I like my coffee, without another man’s dick in it. Or I like my women how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

20. The same way I like my women, with two tablespoons of hazelnut creamer in it.

21. I don’t

22. Straight or with a splash of milk, depending on the coffee and mood.

23. I mix a scoop of protein powder into whatever was most recently made at the office. You have to let the coffee cool down a bit to avoid clumping (or premix the protein with water/milk, but that basically just cools down the coffee anyway), but it flavors the coffee and adds protein. I usually go with chocolate varieties.

24. Never ending.

25. Strong, super dark, full of flavor, with a tablespoon of real maple syrup that takes the acidic taste away- SO FANTASTICALLY GOOD!!

26. In a cup

27. Like my women:

    Strong and hot and all over my lap when I’m driving

28. Like women: Hot, strong, and bitter.

29. Excellent coffee: black

    Average coffee: cream, no sugar

    Gas station coffee: light and sweet

30. 20 % of the strongest coffee, 80% milk. No sugar.

31. The same way I like my Don Cheadle:

    warm, black, and not particularly strong

32. Full of Baileys Irish Cream. Hold the coffee.

33. Without somebody’s dick in it. Same way I like my women!

34. Drip coffee? I drink it black like a real man.

    Espresso? Venti White chocolate breve mocha xtra hot xtra sweet with whip cream and sprinkles.

    lol

35. Like my women: strong, black, and bitter.

36. dark roast: cream and sugar

    light roast: nothing added

37. Iced with a small amount of cream.

38. Black and iced. I like cream and sugar but I’m trying to not get fat anymore so I drink it black.

39. Triple cream and triple sugar. But I will drink it black in a situation where I am trying to appear macho.

40. Like my soul. Black

41. Flavoured with something to mask the coffee taste.

42. I dont drink coffee.

43. Black. Throw two ice cubes in there so I don’t burn my mouth.

    I’ll take a latte, cappuccino, or straight up espresso every now and again.

44. Black. Generally warm in the winter/fall, cool in the spring/summer. I abstained from coffee until literally 3 years ago, and I wanted to like coffee as coffee. Not a milk, sugar & bullshit cocktail.

    *also I’m a sociopath*

    joking

45. Flat white, two shots, two sugars