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Whenever Mormonism comes up in a conversation I’m in, I always start singing “Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! He founded the Mormon religion, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!”
They terkerrr jerbbb. I fucking love south park.
Bout three fiddy
Suck my balls, Kyle.
Drugs are bad umkay
Respect my authoritah!!
Bitch you wanna make some mutherfuckin money?
“I member” – member berries hahaha
Hand me that evidence bag
Mooom, Kitty’s being a dildo!
Admittedly I haven’t watched south park in a very long time. But I still come out with the older references
My favorite joke is in the episode “Marjorine” from season 9 when Butters is on the roof of the school threatening to jump off and kill himself.
Then they boys throw that pig carcass dressed in his clothes over the side where it hits the sidewalk and splatters all over everyone’s faces and cars. It even hits his parents in the face and they start screaming.
In all of that commotion, a doctor runs over and presses his stethoscope into this gross pile of guts and bones, the takes them off saying “he didn’t make it”.
It fucking slays me, that episode is so good.
“Screw you guys I’m going home”
START UP
CASH IN
SELL OUT
[BRO DOWN](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi0.wp.com%2F25iq.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F02%2Fbro.jpg%3Fresize%3D391%252C318%26ssl%3D1&f=1&nofb=1)
The human centipad episode. “You didn’t read it??” Classic.
Basically the entire episode of “the losing edge”. I never laughed so hard the first time he’s getting dragged away saying “oh I’m sorry I thought this was America.” Even better was how inaudible it got throughout the episode. Fuck that show is great.
Cartman – Revenge on Scott Tenorman… just wow.
“Buckle up Buckaroo”
Gahtdamn Mongowians. Ima por dis Shweet and shour pork on der heead.
When mel Gibson goes “oh god my nipples they hurt they hurt when I twist them!”
From “Roger Ebert Needs to Lay off the Fatty Foods”
Mr. Mackey: “M’kay uh Van Gelder? M’kay I-I’m counselor Mackey…have you been smoking mari-joo-wanna? Mari-joo-wanna is bad, m’kay.”
Then later in the episode when it was time to sedate the frightened kid, he tells him “drugs are good, m’kay.”
Should I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or the vanilla paste?
I like when Butters tries to end the world by slowly flooding his lawn.
O MY GOD!!!!! THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!!!!
Stop Touching Me Elmo ad
*Screw you guys I’m going home.*
Do you know what I am saying?
Butters Bottom Bitch clearly all time greatest episode.
The sea people one where cartman has to get the semen and this guy in an alley told him to close his eyes and suck it out of a hose.