Recently my wife has developed a habit of squirting. A lot. And consistently. (FWIW – We both love it!)

Currently we keep a mattress pad and sheets on the bed, and then a second pad and sheets ON TOP of THAT for easy clean up. But we find it’s a LOT of extra laundry and even then sometimes when we’re down to one pad/sheet it soaks through.

What are some tips or products people use to help with maintaining the bed off a woman who squirts?

Edit: the mattress pads we are using are waterproof…supposedly

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  1. Well They make mattress protectors/ covers that are water proof so maybe just use that from now on.

    We were able to get one for our Cali king bed so they come in all sizes. If you are willing to spend more money on a nice one it won’t sound all crinkley or like plastic at all when you move. They are usually made of like a polyvinyl material and go over the matress like a fitted sheet. They can be a bit expensive but it’s better than ruining your $1000+ matress by soaking it in pee/fluids repeatedly!
    I would also recommend having her use the restroom before intercourse if she is squirting that much . That can cut down on the amount unless you guys are into the wet play, carry on!

  2. Waterproof pet blankets are the best, lay it over top then no need to change the sheets.

  3. Puppy pads!!! Wife and I use them every time. Get the biggest size, especially if she’s bigger. Easy to dispose. Do not have to worry about washing anything. 10/10

  4. Toss an empty waterbed shell on top of the bed and squirt a dose of lube in it. Slip and slide! “Old shower curtain under a sheet works too

  5. Like it’s not the sexiest but a plastic bag under a towel or bath mat does the trick. It’s a bit weird at first but my husband gets excited now when i reach for the bag lol

    Just for like… the environment… please dont resort to disposables every single time. It’s so unnecessary. All that landfill 🙁

  6. Waterproof blankets for sure! Buy a couple and it’ll save you from sleeping in wet spots or changing the sheets every time. I usually put a sheet on top because waterproof does not mean absorbent so it may run off the blanket onto the bed.

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