We need new places to have sex!

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1. Well, every other room on you dwelling is a good start…. On the washer and dryer can be fun if running.

   Hotels/airbnb, sex clubs (if there is one in your city), you can do public places but it is usually illegal (parks, off the beat roads, beaches). If you go camping that’s another idea (I think there are laws to consider there too).

2. If you are really adventurous, perhaps you could get Elon Musk to finance you going into space and doing it. Of course that is a joke and I mean nothing bad by it. There is always the weekend getaway to a plush hotel, that one is popular. Some, seem to like the not so public places, within public places, such as parks and things. Bad thing about that one is, you never know when someone else is going to come along. The car is a good one from the great old high school days. The old style bed and breakfasts are always good too.

3. Some vacant woods!

4. Not the beach. But hotel balconies are fun, hot tub sex needs the right lube but fun, next to a waterfall was great (nobody around for miles). Any place that is physically safe and has no threat of being seen (at least by a minor, don’t be that couple) is an exciting idea. Stay away from the beach…lol

5. Don’t try the beach. As a young Jedi once said sand is coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

   But if you’d like to play outdoors you have some fun options.

   If you have a garden with a high enough fence you can get away with a little midnight fun as long as your neighbors lights are off.

   Bring a picnic blanket on a hike or forest walk and wander a bit off the beaten path. You can often find a clearing with super low chances of getting caught but the thrill of sunlight and get off on the thrill of someone walking by even though it’s almost certainly not going to happen.

   The top of a hill or mountain feels epic but do a quick check off the edges first and make sure there’s no fellow climbers/hikers about to arrive.

   I personally wouldn’t risk this but I know some like using children’s playparks after hours, the kind with locked gates (they climb over fences in the middle of the night). These offer swings and tables and so forth and at midnight it’s unlikely there’s anyone else about but I’ve always figured on the tiny chance you were caught that’d be a pretty bad look.