Mine:
Went to visit my high school girlfriend on a weekend and she wasn’t home from work yet–pre-cell phones. Her mom, drunk off her ass, invited me in, I sat down in a recliner to watch TV and she came back completely nude, saying “It’s probably going to be another half hour before she gets home….” Without me saying anything, she proceeded to straddle me, threw her floppy ta-tas in my face, and grabbed my junk. Luckily my GF pulled in the driveway at that moment and mommy ran upstairs to pass out.
I just kind of sat there dumbfounded. Never said a word to be GF about it. Honestly don’t think her mom even remembered it.
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Dude, this isn’t the adolescent fantasy forum.
Question: In total honesty and transparency, what do you think would’ve happened if girlfriend was another 30 minutes from getting home?
My MIL now passed told my wife she wanted me if she(wife) didnt. I was grossed out. None of this works like it does in porn.
A girlfriend’s mom back in HS hit on me and the girlfriend told me her mom was into me. Like it was normal, too. Weirded me the fuck out. Was not into it one bit and avoided going over there. I can’t remember what ended it for us but I’m sure that contributed.
A few exs before wife she would routinely tell her mother in front of me about how we just got done fucking and all the details down to where I finished. One night she openly said if step-dad wasn’t around she’d love to join in and my gf said absolutely nothing. We stopped seeing each other about 3 weeks after that and I always wondered what if in fact step dad wasn’t home that night would I have gotten mom and daughter. My wife now entire female family aunts mom cousins (there’s like 7) hit on me grab my arms chest etc every time I see them. Wife knows on my end it’s a 100% no go and it’s harmless.
When at school, my very first girlfriends mum kept trying get get me over when her daughter was absent. Nothing dramatic like OP, but she was clear enough for a dumb 17 year old guy to notice. I got confused and dumped the girlfriend because of her mum.
She had it going on