So I have this thing where I accidentally say really weird but funny things when I’m nervous. Examples:
– I was on a train and wanted to sit on a seat next to a man. I asked him “Hello is this seat empty TODAY?” I have no idea why I said “today”.
– On a business meeting I said ” We don’t like this company as it is our biggest CLIENT.” I wanted to say competitor instead of client.
– On a dancing ball I wanted to dance with a girl that was with her father, I said “Hi, shall we dance?” but said it to her father instead of her. No idea why.
I want to stop being made fun of and mocked, but this really makes it hard. Any ideas how to overcome this?