Funny guys: what are your tinder bios?

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1. I believe there’s a person for everyone.
   But for most girls here, that person is a therapist.

2. I am looking for 2 girls for a threesome, so I can say I’ve hit 2 birds with 1 stone.

3. Looking for traditional girl

4. Mine is “I’m trying to live the life of a country song. I already have a dog, a house and a drinking problem. Now i just need a truck and a woman to break my heart.”

   It’s worked out pretty well for me. I live in a rural area where most people listen to country.

   I’ve even had a few girls match with me to say they aren’t interested in dating me, but that they loved my bio.

5. Not on there, but if I was it’d be something like… “LOTR marathon? Extended editions?? Naked??? I’m in!”

6. There’s no “I” in “Team” nor in “Orgasm”

7. Orgasm Donor

8. I don’t drink I don’t smoke
   But lemme tell I’d be yo mum’s fav bloke

9. Just recruiting new members for my cult

10. Haven’t used tinder in a minute but mine was “Looking to bum a fag? You’ve come to the right place.” I’m bisexual, worked pretty well on both the lads and the ladies for some weird reason.

11. “I’m autistic so please be more straightforward with your flirting”

    Not sure how this is going to land

12. Not on tinder.