What’s the most frequently told lie?

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1. I’m innocent

2. [deleted]

3. I love you

4. “I’m OK”

5. “be there in 5 minutes”

6. Forever

7. You look good!

8. I’m fine

9. I’m fine

10. “I didn’t do it”

11. “I’m fine, nothings wrong”

12. I won’t come in your mouth.

    Or for the old folks, the check is in the mail.

13. “you’re the biggest I’ve had” Whoever this alpha chad with the 10 Inch monster that has been sleeping with every woman ever is, he needs to be stopped

14. “Please hold for the next available agent. Your call is important to us”

15. just be yourself

16. “How are you?”

17. I’ve read and agree to the terms and conditions.

18. “That sounds fun”

    “I was going to do it later”

    “I’ll call you”

    “I didn’t mean it like that”

    “That’s what I meant to say”

19. “I never said I’m better than you”.

    Every time someone is *clearly* looking down their nose at you and you call them out on it, they will say this.

20. “I’m just tired”

21. “I’m okay”

22. I love you.

23. This (insert anything here) will be better