As someone (25male, pansexual) with a lot of anxiety in general, but especially when it comes to relationships, I ALWAYS shower + brush my teeth before meeting up with anyone (regardless of if it is our first date, or our tenth). And to me, it’s *so fucking hot* when the person I’m meeting or am with has done the same. A clean vagina/penis? Fuck yes, please. Brushed your teeth? Let’s makeout forever. I do have moments where I wonder if I’m on the autism spectrum because certain tastes/smells can really bother me? Like what length of time of not showering/teeth brushing is TOO LONG before things bother you? Morning breath is the hardest for me to get over. But a bit of pheromones (like the smell where you want to just lay under their armpits) *doesn’t* bother me?

I’ve been in a sort of “figuring out my sexuality” spectrum of my life, and I had the realization that sometimes I’d be turned off by different people, and it really just came down to hygiene. If things are clean, I’m as hard as a rock and ready to please.

Anyway, clean your pits, tits, bits, and slits. 😩

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  1. You know I used to be like this when I was younger and still am with dental hygiene, but now as much as I enjoy my SO when she’s fresh out of the bath she’s the best about 12-24 hours after

  2. I’ve been with my f-buddy for many years. Whenever he drops by for a nooner, the first thing he does is hop in my shower. He has the most impeccable personal hygiene I’ve ever known.

  4. This is so real, and as I’ve gotten older I’ve also gotten more comfortable being kindly assertive about it. “Mm, I’m really looking forward to kissing you, but can we brush our teeth first? I think we might both have a touch of morning breath.”

  5. i’m not a fan of full on making out with morning breath but i don’t mind some light pecks or kisses. i also love morning sex so there’s that lmao

    but i get so turned on when my bf is sweaty. one time he came back from work (physically intense) and he was all sweaty and he was going to hop in the shower but then he got undressed and we just started having sex lmao. he smelled soooo sexy idk what it is about him 🤣

  6. No one has ever fucked me *because* of my good hygiene.

    What I mean is: I think you’re stating it backwards. You should be saying bad hygiene is a turn off. You have to be attracted to the person for some other reason. Hygiene by itself isn’t going to be enough.

  8. I’m the same way. I’ve always preferred sex after a shower. Same with grooming. I prefer to have sex after. I don’t enjoy hair when giving or receiving oral. I cannot give blowjobs before brushing my teeth. I would love to give morning blowjobs to my boyfriend but I cannot stand a morning mouth.

  12. What’s a good way to tell someone that they really smell and so does their clothing!!!

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