What is something every man should own? And why?

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1. A perfect razor because grooming is very important

2. A few high quality screwdrivers. Nothing sucks more than a shitty stripped out Philips screwdriver.

3. A . 45

4. A 1911.

5. A gun that is bigger than your penis

6. A quality Feline.

7. A nice suit, its about being ready for the unknown… it will come handy if you’re driven.

8. A second TV remote, because you know your gonna loose the first one.

9. A penis.

10. A good knife. Could be a cooking knife, a utility knife, a survival knife, a Swiss army knife, a Leatherman, a k-bar, doesn’t really matter. And it’s because a good knife is the best tool I know of.

11. Solid tool kit, including sockets, wrenches, pliers, screwdrivers, and most importantly a hammer.

12. Clothing. Self explanatory.

13. Always carry a knife

14. A horse

15. Cats. Because cuddles.

16. Well certainly nothing that “I’m a man because I own a….”
    I own my dignity… that is the most important thing to own.

17. A house!

    Mostly for showing off, but it’s also nice for living.

18. A cast iron skillet.

    It’s the perfect cooking pan. Cooking, roasting, baking – it does it all. Stove, oven, grill, on a fire when you’re camping – a well seasoned cast iron skillet can cook pretty much anything and go from one surface to the other (e.g. from stove to oven). They are really easy to take care of and can last forever. And if that doesn’t convince you…they’re really cheap too.

19. A tie, belt, and pliers.

20. A good pocket knife. Will save your life more times than you can count.

    A good set of boots (I don’t care if they’re work or hiking but they need to be durable and comfortable)

    A reliable lighter. You ever try making fire with two fucking sticks? It’s miserable.

    A headlamp. You’ll inevitably need to do something in the dark and having your hands free without having to deepthroat a flashlight or shout at your stepkid should never be undersold.

    A sense of goddamn perspective. Look outside yourself and see others and human beings or take yourself out behind a shed and make with the old yellering. Either way the world’s better off.

    A decent neutral suit. Black with subtle gray vertical pinstripes is my go to but you can see what suits you budum tsss. Serves for Weddings, funerals, job interviews, baptisms, bar mitzvahs, and court.

21. Easy answer, big water bottle so you can drink water throughout the day. I wanna say a backpack in your car but idk what you’d keep in it. If it’s something you think you’ll definitely want with you incase of an emergency that’s what you put in the bag

22. A sense of humor

23. Owning and understanding the word no and when a woman says no and says that she’s not interested in you, don’t be fucking delusional and think that she’s making it a challenge.

24. Vibrator

25. Noobs

26. A loaded gun. Because guns are awesome.

27. A radiator key

28. Soap, deodrant, shaving blade and moisturiser.

29. A thousand dollars in small bills, hidden under the carpet or some other inaccessible place.

30. A gun. 3 people of ill intent breaking into my home at 2am taught me this lesson the hard way.

31. A business

32. A gun to protect himself and his family.

33. A beard. Why? Because it’s a beard.

34. Pocket knife….I have no idea how guys who don’t own one function in life.

35. A treefiddyseven magnum yeehawdy!!

    Nah for real tho, a corkscrew. No no no not that bitch ass winged corkscrew thing, the no-bullshit standard one. And learn how to use it.

    You open a bottle of Chianti (it’s *kiantee* not *shiantee* you moron) with that thing and ooh boy, that girl will be damn wet.

36. A bidet. Game changer.