if you HAD to choose, which celebrity would you most want to be stuck on a desert island with and why?

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  1. Selena Gomez, she just seems so lovely and like you could have a real heart to heart conversation with her.

  2. Conor Oberst. I mean we’d probably die, but I bet we’d have a good time for a while. He could play his Desert Island Questionnaire (yes, we get to have an acoustic guitar), we could have an existential crisis together and he can play me whatever songs he’s written but hasn’t released yet. Almost worth getting stuck and dying for.

  3. taylor swift, she’s such a sweetheart and I would get to really know her and I’ve been a swiftie for years it’s my dream to meet her and she seems so kind and genuine

  4. I was going to say Bear Grylls until I remembered he once gave himself an enema with water full of bird droppings. Probably Coyote Peterson.

  5. Trent Reznor. Hot and talented so lots of ways to stay entertained and zero reason to leave

  6. Chris Evan’s. I just think we’ll have good conversations and some fun 🙂

  7. Richard Branson. I’m sure he has a chip implanted in him so his people can locate him, and then, they could get us the fuck off that island.

  8. Michelle Yeoh.
    She’s such a legend, probably would be cool in person, and I’m obsessed with her character in Star Trek: Discovery.

  9. Brendan Fraser. He just seems nice and wholesome. Like, I think I’d feel safe stuck somewhere with him.

  10. Who has a decent character and good conversation/encyclopedic knowledge? Ben Franklin if he were alive. He’s kinda my Founding Daddy if you know what I mean 😉 but um, living? I dunno, Rachel Maddow?

  11. Probably Nick Offerman. He’s a carpenter and has made some boats, so maybe we could get out of there. I can hunt, fish and cook. Seems like that would make a good team. I like his wholesome sense of humor and he seems like a positive thinker.

  12. Donald Trump.

    As an ex-president, he’s an important person that the search would not stop until he was found, so guaranteed rescue.

    And he’s out of touch with reality enough that I’m very certain I could come up with a convincing “sadly, Trump somehow managed to impale himself” story

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