How can you tell if a friend is lying about getting laid?

38 comments

1. Have him fuck you to see how experienced he is.

2. So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering and I was just toe fucking the one on the floor.

3. If someone feels the need to go out of their way to talk about how much sex they’re sexing, I would just assume they’re lying.

4. He relates the feeling of her breasts to a bag of sand.

5. Demand footage

6. Why does it matter to you.

7. If they way they describe it like a porno or they get angry when you say that their chatting shit

8. Smell his penis

9. Why do you care?

10. So are we in high school?

11. Ask for details.

12. You don’t try to. If they’re sad enough to lie about it, last thing they need is an asshole shoving them further down.

13. Who cares?

14. Storie is too good to be true.

15. Who cares if they are or not haha

16. Generally ya, most people who have sex don’t need to talk about it.

17. Soon as they open their mouth

18. If I had male friends that felt the need to brag about sexual encounters, I would re-think how much time to spend with them. Whether a lie or not isn’t really important.

19. He can’t show “receipts” as in pictures, text messages and profile matches

20. First, why do you care? If he is desperate enough to lie to try and boost his ego the dude is hurting and calling him out aint cool. If hes bragging and you dont like it tell him youre uncomfortable with that sorta talk.

21. Ask him if he has a reddit account

22. You don’t. Worry about yourself.

23. If they tell me they got laid

24. How much a friend is having sex is pretty irrelevant to my life. If they tell me it’s happening I don’t care if it’s true or not.

    Like who gives a shit

25. Why care?

26. Why do you care?

27. If they are talking about it, especially with detail. The more detail, the easier it is to tell if it’s a lie. Also, if it seems like a movie or porn scene, it is certainly a lie.

28. Tell him to pull his pants down so you can smell and taste his cock

29. Usually if they’re trying to brag a lot even if you never asked. That either means they just did it for the first time or they are lying.

    But as I got older I stopped caring much.

30. If you’re a teenager it’s probably a lie. At the end who gives a shit

31. why would you care?

32. Ask them to tell the story backwards. I bet they can’t.

33. I’d like to know because when my husband is inebriated, he talks about all these women he’s cheated on me with…in great detail.

34. These comments are hilarious.

35. This is decade ago when we were still very young.

    I asked a friend who bragged about screwing around if had anal.

    His response was, ‘Yeah! Maybe’

    I never believed a word he said after that

36. Who cares?

37. Why do you care either way?

38. Ask him for more details, jf he doesn’t keep his story straight you got him.