if every spot you’ve pissed on becomes legally yours, how much land would you have?

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1. The bathroom

2. Not much tbh

3. I’d just own a bunch of public toilets, and I don’t mean bathrooms, but just the actual toilet, because when I use a public bathroom for some reason I always piss in the same toilet each time? I wonder if everybody does that

4. When we were kids, we rarely went indoors during the day. I’d own several city blocks and at least three different city parks.

5. Just… Land….?

6. Piccadilly Circus in London. That’s a good one on the monopoly board.

7. I own a lot of Walmarts lol, great place to publicly piss after hours.

8. This is illogical. How could I possibly know if someone pissed where I pissed afterward?

9. Well, I guess I own my wife and 3-4 past ex’s.

10. Damn amber getting johnnys pillow huh?

11. I have no idea but I’d probably have at least a few cities worth of land since I camp quite a bit. Unless there is a rule for one piss per national or state park?

12. My dog would be my king.

13. My cat would legally own my bed, blankets, and a good chunk on my clothing.

14. My dog would own the whole neighborhood.

15. I’d own a good portion of each region of the us and a bit north of the border.

16. 22 acres. And 11 women.

17. I own a lot of trees.

18. Y’all would need to pay me taxes. Nah, I’m kidding, I pee inside the toilet, so I’d have just a lot of toilets

19. I’m pretty sure that would mean I’d own this restaurant dining room until my death.

20. Most of ball state university

21. Many mountains around my parents house.

22. As a hitchhiker for the last 8 years, more than most.

23. I got the Grand Canyon! I stood on the rim, and peed into it. Mine, mine mine!

24. Do I get to have the whole Great Wall of China?

25. i now own a couple random spots in a forest

26. Did a dog ask this

27. I have acres of pants

28. I’d own a shit ton or random trees, and most of my childhood home yard.

29. Well, quite a lot actually…

30. Every Marriot owned hotel pool in the US. That was a life goal I’ve seen through

31. Lol alot I grow up in village where u don’t actually use the bathroom to pee only if it’s night already lol

32. .I would have land from Maine to Key West…From New Orleans to Boston…

    …and several women to boot

33. I now own the land that several retail stores are on, including Wal-Mart.

34. I would own:
    .a couple of trees in Paris main street (and many others in forests, mountains, parks)
    .a subway corridor
    .a collection of vintage cars, attached to the tires I pissed on (when I was a little kid)
    .2 swimming pools (bigger kid)
    .various walls in long forgotten dark alleys

35. Most of the southern US to be honest. I’m like a fucking water house dude it’s actually a problem. I need DR recommendations

36. I would own a suspicious number of churches, park benches, even a gym or 2.

37. I may not have much, my father on the other hand? Yeah he owns all of America

38. >If someone pissed on the same spot after you it cancel your claim.

    I wouldn’t bother trying to claim land, I’d invest in water companies.

39. A lot of it. Human urine is a boon to all green plants. I’ve done my part of recycling for more than 70 years. Urine makes darker green spots on a lawn because that spot feels more loved.

    But one square meter isn’t much. I own more land than that already.

40. Prolly a few acres by now if you added it all up. But those spots would be all over the place.

    By the way, how are we counting the spots during mid air flights?