If you could change one thing about your penis what would it be?

47 comments

1. I might add a little more girth but honestly I’m pretty happy with my setup

2. Not having two streams when I piss sometimes, it gets messy

3. I’d like it to be inside someone else more often.

4. No ball hair
   Why so many? I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MUCH BEFORE!

5. It would be nice if it could shoot laser beams.

6. I wish I had two more

7. Nothing. I like my penis just the way it is.

8. It’s size.

9. Longer.

10. 10-speed vibration

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12. Strong erections on demand.

13. I’d want my foreskin

14. No need. My girl’s happy with it, and that also means I’m even happier with it than I was before.

15. I’d get rid of that friction burn.

    (Too much masturbation)
    Yeah, not on my best moment right now…

16. I’m 51. I wish it worked like it did when I was 14.

17. Absolutely nothing. I love my dick. Its beautiful

18. I’d like to be able to cum, but have the ability to hold back my sperm, so, no unwanted pregnancies.

19. Its erect status would be 100% under my conscious control.

20. Make it have longer orgasms

21. For it to be bigger so I can stop pissing on my balls

22. Glow in the dark would be pretty cool.

    Not so bright that it glows through my pants though.

23. Remove the scars and the corresponding scar tissue

24. I would love it if mine stopped biting people.

25. Make it have light saber sound effects

26. I want it to be able to shoot out a laser capable of cutting steel. It should be controllable and NOT like Cyclops from the xmen.

27. It’s honest …I hate my dick, wife seems to enjoy it though.

28. Only 1? Then it would have to be : lengthgrithrecoverytimeeasyerectionlastinglonger.

29. Wish i could get hard enough to properly fuck.

30. My spunk’s flavor… Make it a strong coffee pick me up😊😊

31. I would like it to be square shaped

32. I’d like someone to interact with it without it being a road trip to Vegas and a transaction.

33. Just like my parents, I wished it belonged to someone else.

34. Take a little off the top….my back hurts

35. Rainbow semen

36. Phimosis, hate it

37. I already have a smiley face tattooed on the tip, so I guess: nothing.

38. Nothing, it’s like one of the few parts of my body I’m happy with. I’ve been told it’s a designer penis.

39. I always change my mind so I’d like to have a shapeshifter dick that fits my desire and the receiver will to stretch.

40. No boners in the morning, i hate peeing with boners

41. A single racing stripe so I can go fast.

42. I want it to be less curved, it looks like an J

43. Give it the ability to purr.

44. I have a condition that makes it incredibly painful to cum, urinate, pretty much do anything with my dick. It’s awful, really changed a lot about my life and how I do run of the mill things. So, naturally, I’d want to add three inches.

    /s

45. I’d like it to be prehensile, like an elephants, so that I can control its movements, maybe even use it to hold things

46. No shaft hair

47. I want my foreskin back. I wonder what that would feel like.