What’s the best thing to say when your friends say the usual I fkd ur mum jokes or ur sister is hot af?

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1. “ok daddy”

2. Tell them you know you watched from the closet and they have a nice dick.

3. Tell them their dad looks yummy too

4. For the mom one, just be like “I, too, have been inside her”

5. What did the 5 fingers say to the face

6. I could fuck your mom/dad and give them a kid they will actually love.

7. I dont think u gotta say anything to such a “friend” who talks shit about ur mom or sis

   Silent 👊 and all convos over w him for a lifetime

8. “You weren’t the first inside my mom”

9. “Better hurry up. I’ve already been seeing yours, and things are getting serious.”

10. Good luck, they’re all fucking crazy.

11. I had sex with your dad last night. He asked me to because he wanted to have an affair, and divorce your mom to get away from you both.

    Oh, he also said it was the best sex he ever had.

12. Ask for child support.

13. I guess I assumed this had largely fallen out of fashion. That stuff is so dumb thst I can’t imagine reacting to it with anything more than a sigh that my friends are so creatively bereft.

14. Not much, unless you’re willing to be edgy.
    “Yeah, I thought so too, hope you like my sloppy seconds.”

    “Well it’s good ya like her, she was moaning your name in bed yesterday.”

15. Say nothing and instead fuck their mom in front of their dad. Assert dominance.

16. These jokes are older than you are and you have to ask reddit for a comeback? At some point you just have to accept that you’re never going to be good at banter.

17. Can you at least make my mom/dad cum next time, they are mean in the morning after a pathetic sexual experience

18. Look around and say “You know she likes it from behind, right?”.

19. Sister does porn. She might let ya

20. Jealous?

    What’s the matter? Your mom or sister are big fat bitches?

21. Could you see where her dick was removed?

22. Goodbye.

23. “How did you get past the fat rolls?”

24. I bet she doesn’t take a dick as good as your dad

25. We’re no longer friends.

    Enjoy being a child.