What is your favorite slang term for male genitalia?

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1. Wilson, Keppel and Betty.

2. Weeinie

   Weiner

   Fred

3. Wang or Rod.

4. Block & tackle

5. Schlong

6. Dick,
   Cock,
   Richard,
   Ghoulies,
   Nether regions,
   Crown jewels,
   Nads.

7. Chuj

8. Beidl

9. Meat and two veg

10. Cock

11. Mr. Johnson and the juice crew

12. Doug Dimmadong

13. Richard Fucking Nixon

14. Purple headed custard chucker

    One eyed snake.

15. Johnson

16. Meat and two veg

17. Pecker

18. Bellend

19. Twig & berries.

    Block and tackle.

20. Mr. Happy

21. Separately, i dont care about the words “ball” and “cock”, but for some reason i love saying “cock and balls” in one go, you know

22. Wilhelm

23. Giblets

24. Das Gemächt

25. Magnum Dong

26. 3 piece set

27. Horn

28. Dangle, and its counterpart, the Vajangle

29. Tallywacker

30. Ham candle or spam javelin

31. Kool and The Gang

32. The ole ankle spanker

33. Guys have said literally everything except dick lol

34. Schlong. Unless you have a schlort!

35. Big Jim and the twins

36. The fleshy eye of Sauron!

37. Pork sword.

38. Scots is such a great language for this sort of thing so i got to go for ” Walloper”

39. Dude piston

40. Meat whip

41. Dong

42. i had a black friend who instead of calling them his berries called them his blackberries

43. Bruce Banner. Because when he gets excited he hulks out!

44. Ahem

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