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Hi
I love you
“I’m glad you called.” To my ex who I share a child with. Turns out I was not glad she called, apparently I’m still the good for nothing idiot.
I was not well-socialized when I was in 8th grade, so when I was “””flirting””” with one of the sophomore girls at my school I thought it would be funny to do this.
Me: “h-hey, knock knock…”
Her: “who’s there?”
Me: “SPONGE HAHAHAHAHAH”
Her: “Yeahh, haha…”
In retrospect she wasn’t even that cute. I still feel like a fuckin idiot though.
I’ve told this one a few times. I tried to push her away. I was not comfortable with the age gap. I did not want to be “that guy” the cradle robber. I was realpy self-conscious about it. I told her to live and enjoy her 20’s – really live and discover who she is – and not be locked down in a relationship with an older guy. Yeah.. I was stupid.
You remind me of my ex.
Will you marry me?
Pretty much everything.
I’m one bad day away from a vow of silence.
Ja.
“I love you too”
But I didn’t. A few days later I told her that I really didn’t love her. That didn’t really help the relationship at all. We broke up a few weeks later.
My stupidest thing is the things I’ve never said not what I already said.
“I love you”, grade AAA stupid.
Enough said!
Asking my ex wife to marry me. Yep. Bad strategy
Cute Girl: where did you buy that cool shirt
Me: the shirt store
Except i regretted this immediately
“I love you “
I do
“”
Someone said hello to me and I was completely dumbfounded and speechless. I went to respond 5 seconda later, but she was already gone. I felt so rude. That was 10 years ago and I still think about it to this day.
I DO.
All dirty jokes like throwing daddy and mommy around n stuff
“Is you’re name Greek?”. Yes, yes it was and I hate myself for asking.
I love you
It was a one night stand. Had just came out of a long term relationship. We both laughed about it. Still, I felt rather stupid.
Will you marry me?
hi
sometimes it’s that simple
“Will you marry me”
Admitting I would and really wanted to fucc her hot mom, kinda made shit awkward for a long while. Was kinda upset bc she made me tell her the truth and said she wouldn’t be mad