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Something expensive like diamonds. I need the money.
Metaphorical or physical size?
Metaphorically I feel like a lot of people will go for something big, physically it’d be the exact opposite
Black holes so i can finally get my dick sucked.
Diamonds of a unique composition from another planet.
Kinder surprise. Two please.
40mm grenades.
Bowling balls… i should go see a doctor
Oh I had to read the second bit with the zipper. Then definitely diamonds or anything highly valuable to exchange it for money.
pure gold
My twin brother’s testicles.
Fake semen storage puch that can also allow you to get an errection.
Sunscreen dispenser.
Convenient, practical, but also impressive at bukakke parties.
Finding anyone willing to use said sunscreen at the beach may be problematic though.
Infinity Stones because my nuts are absolutely worth the universe fighting over.