what’s the best way to find hookups on a weekday?

4 comments

1. Be a physically attractive billionaire, well-known and highly regarded for your philanthropic efforts and fondness for puppies. Buy Tinder.

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   Works on weekends, too!

2. If you are a guy, be hot and hit the apps.

   If you are a girl, have a heartbeat and hit the apps.

3. Rub one out.

4. Go to the corner of 5th and broadway. Costs money though.