Men, where do you get your cum from?

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1. Havent you heard? Keep a flask under your pillow and the cum fairy will fill it up overnight!

2. When I was younger and using it all the time I used to buy in bulk form Costco. Now that I am married for 15 years or so I just get sample size packs and hope they don’t expire before I get to them.

3. The cum is stored in the balls

4. Pound shop

5. Developed this weird thing over the years where it comes out of my toe instead of my d***. Ah well, the ladies love it.

6. Your dad

7. [The cum store](https://i.imgur.com/vtGJdyy.gif)

8. trader joes

9. The haberdashery.

10. I make it myself. Your mom prefers it that way.

11. my balls fam….my balls