What is the worst weapon to be attacked by ?

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1. Sarin, of the ones I know. Your skin melts off you.

   Edit: Or is it mustard gas? Either way, chemical weapons.

2. 13 inch big black dildo with hidden knife at the tip

3. A Lawyer.

4. I imagine that being tied down while someone tries to dismember you using only plastic knives would be pretty awful.

5. Flamethrower

6. A Grenade

7. Crazy redneck with a bow, triangular shaped broadhead razer sharp with wounds that don’t clot or be stitched up. Al you can do is bleed out

8. Flamethrower would be bad. My great-uncle was designated flamethrower during a campaign in the Pacific. He didn’t tell my grandfather (his brother) about it until the late 80’s. He had to approach the cave and tunnel entrances very carefully. They can see out but you can’t see in. Had to have riflemen nearby incase the burning Japanese came running out. He told me grandpa in can’t seem to unhear all the screams.

9. Butterknife.

10. Nuclear weapons.

11. Dragon scimitar imo

12. Atom bomb? Flamethrower? Mustard gas?

13. A spoon.

14. The truth!

15. Leftist media.

16. Nerve gas. Imagine having such an intense muscle spasm that it breaks bones and you have no idea why

17. Chainsaw. Guns come in at a close 2nd.

18. A bar (or several) of soap in a sock.

19. I was going to say flamethrower cuz burns hurt like hell, but what about napalm or white phosphorus

20. Your own – super humiliating that they got it away from you and are now using it against you. Here’s [a classic example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nf_9meCf-A) (Elektra vs. Bullseye)

21. I think being hit by a “Wasp” knife would be pretty horrible.

    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMvpmGb0Fcs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMvpmGb0Fcs)

    Skip to 5:00

22. The instrument used for the dreaded medical procedure called “urethra swab”

23. The one that kills you.

24. Emotional abuse.

25. Sticks and stones

26. Alimony.

27. blender

28. More of a trap, but Punji ball.

    At least with something terrifying like a flamethrower or chainsaw you can see it coming and possibly avoid it but I think the worse thing to get killed by would be a 20-40lb metal spike ball potentially covered in poop killing you from the height of a tree.

29. Betrayal

30. Polonium 210?

    Looked like a real nasty, lingering death.

31. Ionising Radiation.

32. Ignorance

33. The Rabbit of Caerbannog

34. I got my fingertip with a lemon zester. I’d hate to have someone take a swipe at my face with one of those

35. An angry woman for sure. I mean, *an angry woman* as the actual weapon.

36. I had saw ages ago online somewhere a knife that had a small outlet for gas, and in the handle you could put CO2 cartridges, so you would stab, press something in the handle and shoot out gas that would further blow up your insides.

    That seemed fucking wicked.

37. Guilt

38. Bureaucrats

39. Stupidity.

40. Naked old lady shot out of a giant sling shot