Alright tall men of Reddit, what else do you do besides using the sink as a urinal?

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1. The top of door frames are for boogers and gum.

2. I also use it to poo

3. Hit my head on a lot of things. 😮‍💨

4. The top of every refrigerator is filthy. I judge you for that.

   And yeah, that sink peeing thing is pretty cool.

5. Look down on people and stare at children staring at me because they are afraid i am gonna pick them up and eat them 6ft 8in tall over here.

6. Your mom

7. RFID tags in front pocket. Need to enter a keycard door? Just thrust forward.

8. Hit the top of doors and signs like I’m dunking.

9. Can confirm top of fridge judging.

10. Reach items on the top shelves with no issue.

11. See if you are getting bald

12. Lots of back pain and neck pain from slouching to look at people. Also trees are our worst enemies.

13. Your mom

14. Back and neck issues because I have to be contactly bending to be able to see ya’ll.

15. Normal size people can pee in sinks too…

16. We steal lightbulbs with ease

17. I’m not super tall (6’1”), but I usually have to adjust seats in customers cars when I pull them around. Iv got in a habit of counting how many seconds I have to press down, and how many seconds I have to press back. I always put them as close as I can when I’m done, but man some of them are just smashing knees into the dash

18. 6’1″ here, I can reach the top shelf at most grocery stores. At the gun store, I was able to reach a rifle that normally requires a step stool for staff to reach, was even able to put it back.

19. Kind of slough down a bit at any event or show to give people behind a better, not as obstructed view. Sometimes stand on the edge.

20. I hit the ceiling with my head when i jump

21. Check my dating app matches and messages.

22. What barbarian pees in a sink? I never have to worry about not seeing what’s happening in front of me. I always get the last bag of chips on the top shelf, and all the short ladies ask me for their help reaching things they can’t reach. Oh and the top of my bald head is always scratched from things other people walk under.

23. Do the splits in order to be able to see myself in mirrors

24. Store things high up. There are things in the kitchen cupboards, and there’s more storage on top of the kitchen cupboards.

    I also curse any bed that has a rail at the bottom. I’m used to my feet hanging off the end, but if I can’t even do that I’ll go insane.

25. Shop at specialty stores because normal clothes don’t fit us.

26. I would speculate pissing in the sink is not that great for tall men. I am relatively short, and if I wanted to piss in the sink it would be the perfect height.
    Surely tall people are more likely to splash the toothbrushes on the side as they have a greater distance to the plug hole from the cock hole?

27. Dust the top of the cupboards in a French maids outfit that’s just a little too short and makes my butt cheeks peek out.

28. hide stuff in the ceiling

29. When you’re walking on a trail you break all the spider webs with your face that everyone else walked under

30. i complain about any car i enter. and i walk FAST AS HELL even without needing to

31. Avoid everything attached to ceilings.. lights, fans, racks, etc .. nothing like the Skippy skip skip thumping if a ceiling fan eating your dome or the sizzle of a hot lamp on your cranium..

    Aside from that, complain how far away the ground is when I have to pick something up..

    Make really short people uncomfortable by making sure my zipper is half way down most of the time …

32. CURSE AT EVERY SHOWER IVE EVER BEEN IN..

    Although will have to give most showers a 10/10 for belly button cleanliness..

    I remodelled my master bathroom.. my shower head is now on the ceiling with a rainmaker head on it .. I will have a shower with water above my head at least most days of the year now..

33. Using the sink as a normal toilet

34. Try to fake laugh and say “naah” when asked “do I play basketball?”

35. Have huge crushes on short girls

36. hold onto the tops of doorframes while chatting with people.

37. I slouch alot especially when im around short people

38. Your a pig and whoever else does this is a pig..I hope you never procreate