Mines pissing in the sink. Just can’t help it.

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  1. Not telling the chipotle cashier that I ordered my burrito with guac in case they forget to charge me extra

  2. still thinking about the disrespect i get when its not longer my business, but i somehow try to save dignity of the person in my eyes for some reason. shits funny at least when shooting low

  3. Sometimes I eat a little more than I should… BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!!! I’m still losing a lot of weight tho

  4. Thinking badly about people when they tell me stupid shit they do, like pissing in the sink.

  5. Doc was telling me this morning that my BP will drop if I cut down on salt. I asked – does that mean I have to stop eating a pound of deep fried bacon for a snack?

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