Your wife or girlfriend (if you have one) is invited to the Salty Spitoon bar from SpongeBob. How tough is she?

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1. She most definitely eats nails for breakfast, without the milk. She eats cereal with water. She brushes her orange juice with teeth. Need I go on?

2. Single but as for my exes… 1. Chicago born and raised 2. Not tough enough 3. Toxic woman, tough but gets kicked out easily 4. Small fiery blonde

3. She’s got biceps on her biceps. She’s even got biceps … on HER EYEBALLS!

4. She’s over at Weenie Hut He’s with the rest of us.

5. She does Muay Thai, but despite that would immediately apologise if she actually hit/hurt anyone

6. She gave birth with an epidural that didn’t work and felt everything, while tearing. Atp she running Salty Spitoon.

7. She tolerates living with me and my awful jokes.