What should you do if a girl looks at you

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1. Flee, she wants a pokemon battle and you dont stand a chance

2. Confront her and tell her, “Excuse me ma’am, please stop looking at me. That makes me very uncomfortable.”

3. Assert dominance. Preferably as birds do. Squawk and hop around.

4. Spontaneously combust.

5. Smirk and shoot her a wink.

6. I once asked, “Are you mad at me or just mad that you can’t stop staring?”

   She didn’t talk to me for 2 days. 🤣😂🤣

7. Mantain eye contact for a second and then follow with your things.

8. Run and hide.

9. Find a better hiding spot.

10. definitely start talking about video games

11. Scream a little, then run away.

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13. Say hi you fool!

14. Do nothing or else face a sexual harrasment lawsuit

15. Crab walk out of the room like dr zoidberg while going
    ” wooo-poo-pooo-poo-poo-poo”

16. Ppl talk in codes with social hidden language but can’t even speak to each other in person like… why? Wtf lol

17. Cums in pants awkwardly *

18. Ask her if she has heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise.

19. Awkwardly look away

20. Fart as loudly as you possibly can. Bonus points if you shit yourself.

21. Kick her in the junk and scream “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” at the top of your lungs.

22. Break eye contact and look at the ground immediately before you catch COOTIES.

23. I’d just ignore her, she’s probably just staring mindlessly or at someone else besides me.

24. Call her a creep before she does.

25. Wink, smile, leave

26. Smile, say hello and introduce yourself.

27. Call her a creep

28. Turn around and try and find the dude she’s actually looking at

29. The fuck kind of question is this?

30. “have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?” “I thought not. it’s not a story the jedi would tell you. it’s a sith legend.”

31. Smile

32. Try not to imagine all possible ways and outcomes with her

33. Look back at her ^_^

34. Tip fedora and ask her if she wants to hear your 15 page backstory of your next dnd character

35. Smile 🙂

36. Do not make eye contact. Don’t give them any reason to accuse you of sexual harassment or assault.

37. Run, you don’t need that kind of hassle

38. Smile 😁

39. If she is staring ask her if there is something I can help her with. If not then walk away