what will you do if you are alone in your home for a day? (not normal things)

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1. Im alone in my home every day.

2. Smoke weed, play videogames eat junk food, normal things I’d do when the wife and kids are home, but instead just in my boxers.

3. Video games

   Clean my car if it’s sunny outside

   Keep the house clean

   Watch some funny videos on Youtube

4. Clean while listening to music loudly to hopefully drown out the voices in the cabinets that try to convince me everyone I love hates me and wishes I were dead. The struggle is real at times. Luckily my wife and I run our own business together and I’m never alone anymore. I cannot thank her enough for the sacrifices she’s made. 💜

5. Got the house to myself today and I just took a crap with the door open. It felt. It was awesome, 10/10.

6. Clean my apartment, check if I have enough groceries, buy what I need, smoke a joint, play Assassin’s Creed, profit.

7. Weed. Video games. Beat the shit out of my dick. Repeat.

8. I be reddit lurkin jerkin my gerkin

9. I’ll be naked throughout that entire day.

10. Clean the house, jerk off, take a shower, make a pot of chili, and read. Currently re-reading *The Grace of Kings* by Ken Liu because he’s got another Dandelion Dynasty novel out. Kuni Garu is fuckin’ hilarious.

11. I envision myself wanking off at least thrice to some nice, High Definition Pornographic content.