what silly things have to done to get you so’s attention ?

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1. For me? My girl wants me to capitalize my letters, use punctuation, and complete my sentences so that others can clearly understand them. So silly!

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3. I lied and told him I LOVED rugby. Never watched a whole game in my life. We’ve been married 17 years and it’s still his fave dinner party story! Haha.

4. Jumped out of a dark hallway wearing nothing but a Lucha Libre mask, grabbing her and yelling “Ninja strike!”. I had her full attention, as well as some anger because she peed herself a little.

5. The first time I did something bad to impress a girl was in the first grade. I wrote Mr. No Name on my paper and handed it in. She was horrified. I still don’t know how the teacher figured out who it was!

6. I just pull my underwear down and spin my dick or shake my butt. Works every time.