Think back. After my first year of college I came home for the summer……was horny one night and brought my trusty toy out. After a wonderful orgasm I feel asleep with my toy still on the bed. My mother came in the next morning to wake me up. There it was on the bed for her to see. She was very cool about it, gave me a smile and just said looks like someone enjoyed here evening. Never said another word about it but then again I found out a few years later mom had her own toy chest so she understood….smile.
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Yes, but my mom wasn’t as cool about it as yours.
Might be because I’m a dude and she found a dildo..
As a teen, my mom also found my modest sex toy collection while cleaning my closet (which I didn’t know she was doing, I usually cleaned my room). She was cool about it yeah, awkward.
A friend delivered beds for a living and asked me to help on a Saturday cause his help was sick. I remember going to the huge house and when we to remove the old mattress, in between the mattress and box spring was her toy collection. She just smiled and said she didn’t need a man. She was beautiful too. I just shook my head
Fuck, I posted my bedroom furniture for sale on ALL my social media as well as listing sites and my hitchi wand is so natural to me that I didn’t even realize it was sitting right there on my nightstand that I was trying to sell hahahahhaa I only knew it happened because a random person from the listing site texted the ad with just a “nice microphone dude 😂”. I died.
father walked into his daughter using a dildo…
… shocked, he asked the daughter:
What are you doing?!
Dad, the hell you think I’m doing? I’m 30 years old and don’t have a boyfriend. I really need to satisfy my sexual needs…
The dad thought it sounded reasonable enough and left the room. The same afternoon, the daughter walked into her father who watched TV and drank beer, while holding into her dildo.
Dad, what in the world are you doing?
Relax, I’m just having a beer with my son in law…
Moms find everything. It’s so annoying.
I was an RA, saw several toys just sitting on desks in the dorms with the doors wide open
If it was my son or daughter – or anyone else – no sweat. Totally cool.
If it was my parents, I’d have died! Glad your mom is cool. 🙂
I know this will sound like something out of a B movie but it’s true. Many years ago Christmas Day. Family and friends sitting around chatting and opening presents. For some reason that escapes me we need a flashlight. My wife sends two young girl cousins up to our bed room to retrieve the flashlight next to the bed. A few minutes latter they come running down the stairs holding out and my wife’s old school vibrator and yelling out is this what you want? There were about 12 people in the room including may father, my wife’s Mother,sister and brother.. My wife immediately jumps up as says oh that’s Janes (not her real name)she must have left it here. Lots of snickers but no one really says anything. Fast forward about 2 hours. Jane comes over. Jane is my wife’s best friend and very comfortable with sex. She also has two young daughters in tow. Several people now start to laugh out loud. Jane is wondering what the joke is. My wife grabs her and pulls her aside and tells her what happened. Now Jane being the outward person she is walks back into the room and says laughing “Yep it’s mine and marry Christmas.” I promise that is a true story.