What do you do when your crush turns out to be lesbian?

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1. Move on

2. Respect their sexual orientation.

3. Find a new crush. I mean, what else can you even do?

4. Respect her sexuality and fuck right off.

5. Challenge her to a duel… Last one standing wins

6. Bang them both! Odds just got higher!

7. Go trans, no but seriously there’s nothing you can do keeping her around will just hurt you, just walk away from that.

8. Be each other’s wingmen.

9. Move on.

   Surely you see other attractive women you can begin chatting up?

   In the meantime read a book, take a hike, get busy with something.

10. Could be worse. This means that she is not interested in me because of her natural sexuality, and not because of my possible lack of visual attractiveness or bad character. 😉

11. treat her like a sister,like most of all women.

12. Maybe she’s a friend now? I tend to lose sexual attraction towards people once I know they would never be sexually attracted to me.

13. Move on

14. Aight Steve Harrington

15. You cut contact with her. Nobody is entitled to your friendship, just like you’re not entitled to a relationship with anybody. I know it can be “harsh” or hurt her feelings, but you have to look out for yourself as well. Staying close friends with her isn’t going to do either of you any favors

16. Unless you want to ruin a friendship just move on and don’t treat her any differently.

17. Keep it moving

18. It’s a crush, not a girlfriend. Disappointing but there are plenty of other women out there that properly like peni.

19. You need to determine whether you will be able to get over your crush while being around her. If you don’t think you can, it’s best to amicably end whatever contact you’ve been having with her.

20. I suggest you watch the film: Chasing Amy

21. Why is this even a question? Stop thinking about her. End of story.

22. Listen to Weezer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw

23. Glass of whiskey, reevaluate your taste in Women, change your standards and move on.

24. Find a new crush

25. Crush ?

    What – are you twelve ?

26. I think time is the only way you can move on.

27. happened to me. makes a great dinner conversation

28. I’ll go a step further, I have a crush on my trans lesbian friend haha

29. Become best buds and forget about any romance or sexy stuff.

30. Same thing you do when any crush rejects you

31. What matters to you is that she is not interested, the reason is irrelevant.

    You respect her decision and do not ask again. Go find somebody else, or focus on other activities

32. Put her in the “maybe column”.