what are some home alone things people do?

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1. Shit with the door open.

2. Fight off really stupid burglars

3. Gaming. Playing video games.

4. Watching porn and masterbate.

5. Letting our cat sleep on the bed with me.

   My wife would kill me if she knew …

6. Naps. Lots of naps

7. Let tarantula’s loose and set boobie traps

8. Order a pizza, get wasted drunk, and play video games and/or binge TV shows/movies

9. Watch horror videos and then spend rest of your day by being paranoid

10. I take hot steamy showers with the door open so my bathroom won’t be as hot as the earth’s core.

    Especially now in the summer if i close the window and door i’ll probably have a heat stroke in there.

11. I masturbate in a glass bowl and then microwave it for 20 seconds.

12. Sing really loud, act like a dinosaur, walk around naked, babble to yourself like a crazy person.

13. Cook weird foods

14. Hanging out without pants