What is the correct way to measure your little willy?

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1. Ive always done it from the side

2. South Park had an episode about this

3. Is there a correct and non correct way 😂 though it was straight forward thing

4. Yardstick

5. With tears in your eyes.

6. I just don’t. Either my partner at the time is happy with it or she isn’t, but either way knowing the exact number won’t do me any good. Men are hyper fixated on the size of our dongs

7. How often are you measuring and why? Lmao shouldn’t one time suffice

8. I stick it in my wife, and she really likes it, and I figure it’s big enough 🙂

   Stop obsessing about the size of your penis. It really makes very little difference to most women. Its men who obsess about it.

   It’s more about what you do with it and what you do before it that matters.

9. Gotta be in blue vein throbber mode dude

10. Full chub use a measuring tape to do length² x width²= the penis size of your crushes date.

11. Show a hot chick and see how much she laughs

12. Don’t.

13. Tip to asshole. It’s a solid 6 inches then!

14. From the bottom. Measuring from the top is nothing but disappointment

15. To measure your TMI properly, the equation is: length x diameter + weight over girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

16. https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-measure-your-penis-size-906786

17. Idk I measure standing and laying down

18. Did it the way the averagepenis sub asked for when getting verified in the past. Figure they wouldn’t ask for less than accurate ways.

19. My uncle uses the encircling thumbs method for me. He says it’s what they taught him at the government, so who am I to question it?

20. Like a cats tail. Tip to asshole

21. Measure it and add 3 inches

22. I wouldn’t know… My willy isn’t little

23. Against the wall like when I get my height checked.

24. Push the ruler into your skin until it hits the pelvic bone. I used to do it just to the skin and found it was slightly larger than I thought. This is how most people apparently/allegedly measure.

25. Ruler on top of the penis and press the end into the fatty area. This gives you the true length.

    To measure the girth use a cloth measureing tape or use a string, wrap it around and then measure where it overlaps.

26. Micrometer..