What are some things you wish you could get, but don’t ask for because of societal norms?

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1. A functioning Stargate network.

2. A Roman legion

3. Free stuff from clothing boutiques

4. I wish I could buy hair loss meds without being judged by quite often- other dudes.

   Women seem waaaaay more open to it, in fact most of them encourage hair loss meds or hair transplants among men over just accepting the chrome dome.

   Yet among guys there seems to be this pretty negative culture of “LoL jUsT sHaVe iT brO!” Telling you to be a real man and go bald. But yet if you do accept it, they mock you for being bald.

   It’s a lose-lose situation among guys, either you prevent baldness via medication/surgeries and are seen as less of a man, or you accept it and are forevermore ridiculed as an egghead.

   Like if you wanna roll over and accept baldness, go for it. But I am not willing to sail away gently into that silent night just yet, so stop telling me to shave and grow a beard.

5. I told my girlfriend I’d like a little pussy. She said “Me too, mines is as big as a house!”

6. Full Brazilian wax and a professional back massage