What do you think middle aged women do better than their younger counterparts?

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1. The same as men, grow up

2. Blowjobs. Experience matters.

3. Butt stuff

4. Everything.

   Time and experience polishes a person.

5. Gain weight….bah dum ching

6. Karen better

7. Desperation.

8. Employ discretion, understand their own sexual/emotional needs, develop a sense of taste and style that suits them, and find a purpose in life. Basically all the things that come with time and experience.

9. Love. They love much better,

10. Be grandmas.

11. Taxes. As much as I want to fuck a young chick, I gotta respect them mature girls being so good at doing stuff. 10/10 would marry a mature girl.

12. Play fewer games. Be more direct.

13. Communicate

14. Nag

15. They grew up! Plus they are more likely to do that freaky thing in bed.

16. Lay around watching reality TV while I work all day.

17. Everything. My wife just turned 50. It is the best relationship I have ever been in

18. Complain

19. Rimming!

20. Realistic goals
    Lower expectations
    Declining sex appeal

21. Adult conversation. Not saying I don’t like to have fun, but I don’t feel the constant expectation to be a glib, high-energy entertainer around older women. Assuming they’re actually mature, and not just older.

    Goes for men too. Having to humour anyone that never matured past their teenage/college days is a nightmare.

22. More caring and motherly

23. Complain to management

24. Hoard cats – gotta channel that thwarted maternal instinct somewhere. Might as well be ‘fur babies.’

    Also, being bi. Whether it’s -sexual or -polar, is up for you to discover!

25. Be karens

26. Be there for people when they need it.

27. Don’t play games

28. They hopefully have developed as an adult, just like men.

29. Sex time