Boys, if you could fight in any battle (real or fantasy) which would you choose?

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1. I came second in a chess tournament once. That’ll do me.

2. Why would I intentionally want to roll the dice on being killed or fucked up for something with a predetermined outcome?

   The only people who think fighting a war is fun are people who’ve never been in the military. I mean playing with the toys is fun initially, dealing with all the bullshit and knowing you can be killed at any moment is not.

3. None.

   War is a terrible thing to be a part of

4. Comment section is fun right now

   Think I’ll join you and the 501st

5. Why would any reasonable being want to participate in any battle?

6. War is the scourge of humanity. As William T. Sherman remarked, *”War is cruelty – and you cannot refine it.*” He of all people would know.

7. I’ll join the cola wars. Bring it on you pepsi asshats.

8. The 501st storming the Jedi temple 😈

9. Tannhauser Gate

10. That big pillow fight in that one blanket fort episode of Community.

11. Agincourt as an English longbowman. Wax a shit ton of french noble’s as they try to cross a field of mud. Then once I’ve used all my arrows go an put a beat down on the unlucky few to make it to our lines.

12. the battle of the 5 armies

13. The Kettle War: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War

14. Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

15. The passive aggressive war between Denmark and Canada

16. I’m fighting in The War on Drugs, on the side of drugs.

17. I’d like to fly a gunstar from The Last Starfighter or drive a light cycle from Tron

18. Why tf would I want to fight in a battle? I’m not homicidal or an edgelord so there’s nothing in it for me

19. The emu wars of course, is there really any other answer?

20. I’d try my luck against Vader in Bespin.

21. holy grail war

22. Can I be Godzilla? If yes, then any Godzilla fight.

23. That pillow fight between a group of hot naked ladies I saw at the beginning of a porn video a few weeks ago I guess.

    There is no way in hell I would want to be a part of any battle where people are trying to kill each other. I’m neither suicidal nor idiotic.

24. When you’re rolling up on Geonosis and realize none of the main characters are in your gunship

25. If I was transformed into a Saiyan, I would be happy to join in most Dragon Ball Z fights.

26. Pillow battle here

    Actually, playboy mansion pillow battle

27. War against the dragons in Dark Souls 1.

28. Team up with John Wick in the third movie

29. the battle for hearts and minds

30. Helmsdeep!

31. Going back in time and murdering baby Adolf Hitler.

32. I’d stand with my Blood Angel brothers on devastation of Baal.

    Or in any Gundam Anime.