What’s your best drunk experience?

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1. Making oven pizzas at 4am with my friend group while one is making animal screeches from alcohol poisoning… ahhhh good times

2. Drank half a bottle of Jäegermeister and listened to Brahms’s 3rd Piano Sonata in the park. Absolutely exquisite

3. I once slept on a park bench in a strange city I’d never been too before after a night out following my friend doing a vanishing act.

   Fun times

4. It’s not really a specific experience in particular, however I don’t know why but whenever I drink I become rather popular with women.

   It’s like my confidence gets a rocket up the ass and my shyness melts away. So now instead of an, awkward, weirdo talking to them, they just have a depressed weirdo talking to them.

   Being drunk is cool.

5. Can’t remember.

6. Spring break 2019! Enough said

7. I fell asleep and my friends stayed to watch me to make sure I was okay.

8. Me and my buddies made a banger song with our voices, hitting things on beat, humming and shouting “whoop” and it was bliss.

   In all reality it probably sounded like a circle jerk was goin on.

9. Happened in Russia, back before Russia became the international pariah it is now.

   I was warned about drinking with Russians, because they *can and will* out-drink you, but they’ll make you keep up with them right up until the point where you just can’t anymore. Turns out that’s true.

   I have pretty clear memories of sitting down at a table with three Russians and a bottle of vodka. I have very fuzzy, fragmented memories of the same three Russians half-carrying me to my hotel (which was only about a block away), laughing their asses off.

   I woke up the next morning with no injuries and the correct amount of cash in my pocket, so all’s well that ends well.

10. Threesome

11. I don’t get really drunk that often but I remember one morning when I woke up alone (we’d been going out with a group of five) on the bottom of a dyke (high things to keep the river from overflowing). I fell asleep while biking home and just slid down and spend the night there

12. Made jugs of our own booze in high school, one party night at the beach I drank a whole jug and had a blast.

13. Waking up after getting wasted at my senior prom with zero hangover whatsoever. Never before and never again has that happened.

14. I wish I could tell u, but I forgot (-/-)

15. The 3 day weekend I decided I wasn’t going to be sober for a moment of it. Went to the store and got everything I needed(whiskey, mixers, food, etc.) and the second I got back to my apartment the first bottle was opened. Was just me and my dog that whole weekend and it was glorious.