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Last and furious. About someone who comes in last at everything and is super pissed.
Hoe Alone
It’s about a girl trying to get some dick, but everyone is busy
Top Fun
A movie about a group of muscular, sweaty young men in the military discovering the joys of homoerotic activities.
Harry Pooter. I need not say more.
**Hoe Alone 2**. Now another slut enters the scene to increase the competition.
Lord of the Sings.
A movie about a music competition
Jurassic Part. A movie about a man dealing with erectile dysfunction
Star Bars. A documentary on the greatest bars in [COUNTRY].
Star Bars. In a cantina far far away, a smuggler and bounty hunter get into a duel. But who shot first?
Hmm, this is actually just the same plot.
Alen. A story of a xenomorph trying to hold down a steady job and make it through college.
The thong. A shape shifting creature from another world terrorizes a group spending the weekend at an isolated beach
The Deported. Instead of trying to bring down Costellos crew, state police are infiltrated by a bunch of illegal aliens.
The Fappening. Everyone drops what they’re doing and starts masturbating 24/7.
Wombstone
A woman learns she has a dead, calcified, fetus in her womb
Field of Creams
A little league team discovers masturbation.
Day of the Dad. A comedy about a man in his forties who tries to survive father’s day and his affectionate but completely insane family.
Dr. Strange: Multiverse of **Sadness**
* Chronically depressed (_”low key”_) wizard runs out of fukcs to give and spends all day on reddit. No matter what multiverse version, it’s the same outcome.
* Cute but sad latina wooshes in to help, opening portals that look like frowns instead of stars. She tries but ends up staring at puddles.
* Mean witch is really a despondent soul looking to adopt a dog but can’t make a decision. No matter which multiverse, it’s always the same – sad dog eyes in a sad dog cage with sad music.
Thor->Thot
**The Y- Men**. Story about a girl transitioning to a male by genetic mutation.
80s classics edition:
The Moonies.
A group of youth evangelists harass a nice Italian Catholic family trying to get them to join the Unification Church.
E.D.
An alien struggles to extend its telescoping neck.
The Big Shill
Old college friends gather at a friend’s house for a party that turns out to be an ambush Amway pitch.
Goodtellas
“Ever since I can remember, I wanted to be a bank teller…”
Kremlins
A small town is overrun by a terrifying biological weapon sent by the Soviets.
Polite Academy I-V
Wacky comedies set at a girls’ finishing school. One of the girls is really good at imitating sounds, a smart-alecky girl who becomes a reluctant leader, there’s a really quiet girl who shouts once per movie and that’s funny for some reason, there’s a huge girl who’s really strong and that’s funny for some reason, and there’s a girl with a debilitating speech impediment and that’s funny for some reason.
The Breakfast Cub
Just a gay porno about morning sex.
Lord of the Rigs
Guy believes he can speak to Semis and round them up to kill
Full metal racket. The terminator plays tennis.
Slumdog Millionaire renamed to Slumdog Billionaire (adjusted for inflation)
Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them.
Catman. Ex crime fighter of Gotham who failed but kept the costume to make furry porn on only fans.
G.I. Hoe: The Rise of Cobra – set in a snake themed sex shop
Lie Hard
It’s about an aspiring politician.
Bingsman: The Secret Service
An aspiring advertising executive is tasked with making Bing more well known because no one uses it
Hansel and Gretel: Bitch Hunters – They go around hunting female dogs instead of witches.
Lord of Tar – Nicholas cage is a famous supplier of roof sealant.
The Codfather – Marlon Brando runs a real good chipshop.
Die Bard – Bruce Willis plays a german poet and musician.