Gentlemen, how do you prep before you masturbate?

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1. Put kettlebell in front of door, grab tissues, grab phone, xvideos, search Liya Silver

2. Lock the door.

3. I light a few candles, then I cut the head off a live chicken and use its blood to draw a pentagram on the floor and direct my acolytes to bring in the first group of school children.

4. Find porn

   Masturbate

5. Look up a pic of ur mom

6. Open the browser in incognito mode.

7. Build an underground bunker. Get plenty of canned food and jugs of water. Buy a whole bunch of rifles and ammo.

8. Make sure nobody is home. My house is a circus so that means I’ll be due to masturbate sometime in the next week or two. Or simply lock the bathroom door and rub one off in the shower.

9. Prep?

10. I usually pull down my draws

11. In the shower, idk why but i love masturbate me with water