Guys who tried to turn a hoe into a housewife, how’d it go?

17 comments

1. She’s a damn good housewife.

2. Still just using it to till the garden. Oh, did you mean ho’?

3. Ask your dad.

4. Bad idea

5. She banged half of the town while I was taking care of her baby. So it went great.

6. You don’t buy the town bicycle.

7. I’m still still looking for a woman that wants a househubby

8. Well I am poly so it is fucking awesome. Sad to see so many people struggling with the idea that being a hoe is bad or somehow antithetical to being a “housewife”.

9. Must have got the formula backwards, mine went from housewife to ho.

10. Poorly

11. I dodged a bullet. I got a hoe preggo but she aborted it. She already had two other kids with two other men. Lucky for me she got a boyfriend sometime between when we were fucking to when she got pregnant.

    Poor bastard lol but I’m sure she didn’t keep the kid because 3 kids with 3 different men would look bad and I’m sure the boyfriend wouldn’t approve 😂.

    I work a software engineer position so she could’ve milked me for quite a bit of extra income like she does with the other 2 guys.

    Moral of the story, always wear a condom and don’t fuck if you don’t have one.

12. Don’t do it.

13. Actually had a fling with a hoe and she tried to turn herself into a housewife based off of that. We never made it official, but she was actively working towards it.

    Man … it was horrible. She was trying so hard to make me feel secure about her, even putting her phone screen up on the table. But if random guys she fucked a few weeks ago text her, you don’t really feel all that secure.

    And the stories I heard …. ugh…. it was so bad. Fucking a married tourguide just because she wanted to see if she could ruin his life by being pretty? Jesus.

    Sex with her had not a single fucking shred of intimacy to it. She was drop dead gorgeous but it wasn’t appealing at all. I still felt more connected with her making out or holding her than during sex. Because I could feel sexual intimacy with her was absolutely irrelevant, emotional intimacy was something she hadn’t experienced.

    She tried pretty hard, but she was not to be trusted. Seriously. She was so addicted to male attention as a crutch, she would have cheated on me after our first big fight.

14. Not well. She just left unexpectedly one day with very little explanation. Three months later she was pregnant by a guy that wanted nothing to do with the poor baby. Guess who was willing to settle down and be a house wife after that.

15. Probably single again after being cheated on

16. Sadly, she eventually stopped being a hoe, and I had to let her go.

17. Enjoying physical pleasure with a variety of people is a hard gig to give up for man or a woman.

    My experience is that leopards do no change their spots.