You just won $1,000,000…but to collect the money, you need to have sex with the main character of the tv show you last watched. Who is it?

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  8. Like, do I have to seduce them or are they in on it and reasonably open to the idea?

    Because I’d have to fuck Gil Grissom. (Or Nick/Warrick/Catherine/Sara–it’s kind of an ensemble show.) If he’s open to it and I don’t have to try to convince him, I’m on board. If I have to seduce him, I’d never be able to do it in a million years.

  9. Sterling Archer… Well at least he’s experienced, I’ll collect my money after many trips to the pharmacy

  11. xD Volodimir Zelenskyy, or at least the character he plays (a name that is difficult to remember for me). Well… Uhh… I am not attracted to men… But oof… 1mil? Do I need to be active as well?

  12. I’m watching superstore, I’m not sure if the main character is Jonah or Amy

    But yes either way.

  14. Uhtred of Last Kingdom. I’m gay. *Very* gay. But I’d totally suffer through that for $1,000,000. Any other man? No. But for Uhtred, son of Uhtred, Lord of Bebbanburg? I’ll take one for the team.

  20. Jamie or Claire Fraser. I’m asexual, but I don’t think it would be too difficult to go through the motions with either of them 😄

  21. Christopher Meloni’s character from Happy!

    I’m into it. He kind of reminds me of someone I was in love with

  31. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia-do I get to pick which one at least? Not at all appealing…

  32. Thomas Shelby.

    I am more than fine with this. Cillian Murphy is *chef’s kiss*.

  35. I don’t know who Schitts creek main character is. Maybe Johnny rose. I’m doing it

  36. Who is the main character in Schitt’s Creek…? I guess that episode was mostly about David.

    That’s fine.

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