This is a not a joke. I am 1000% serious, and I am asking this in a non-satirical manner. I swear on my life if anyone calls me out on my bullshit I’ll be pissed

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  1. Ask a New Jeresyan the best thing about New Jersey, they will tell you how close they are to New York City.

  2. Imagine being an American citizen and not knowing the glory of Taylor Ham/Pork Roll. (I will abandon the war for now since we can jeer the rest of the country)

  3. It is, everyday I wake up in a state with beautiful scenery, amazing beaches, great food, walkable towns and cities, and easy access to a large transit network. We even have the best cryptid. Can’t beat the best.

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