i’m pretty new to weed and decided to take an edible last night and inevitably started spanking the monkey and holy shit i was not ready for it. every lil stroke felt heavenly and when i nutted (which felt like a fire hydrant exploding) i was convulsing for at least 20 seconds

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  1. I mean, have you found something that isn’t made better by weed?

  2. it’s some out of body shit, especially when you get like super duper baked on a good blunt.

  3. What did you take? I’m also pretty new to edibles and am fully interested in the possibility of an otherworldly O…

  4. “Spanking my monkey” made me laugh way harder than I should have…then again I’m stoned. Honestly weed just makes shit better. One time I was forced to move out of my house, got my car stolen, and got fired over the course of like a couple days and after smoking I laughed pretty hard and got my life together. I just made a super bomb ass Cajun fried chicken sandwich with spinach. What were we talking about again ?

  5. Sex is like a completely different world after edibles lol. I’ve been partaking more than usual lately and me and my boyfriend’s sex life recently has been fucking incredible. The other day I swear to god I felt his dick in every part of my body. I came for over 30 seconds and I think the entire apartment complex heard me. Makes you want to only have sex while high lol

  6. You have clearly never tried crystal meth, good sir. You will be whacking it for 12+ hours to some depraved porn, just compulsively masturbating .with every stroke actually feeling like something.

  7. Looks like you are not alone in discovering this. Just today I found an ad on some site for cannabis lube.

  8. Be careful though. You keep doing it while high, you wont be able to do it sober lol. Well you still can, but it’s like, why would you have dinner at Mcdonalds when you can eat for free at The Keg. I find that as I’m getting close, Indica will make my body start to feel asleep, like starting from my feet and going up. Its a pretty crazy feeling. If I’m smoking Sativa though, I find that as I’m getting close, my eyes will tunnel vision on whatever I’m watching and everything around me goes dark. Its a really crazy sensation. You should try VR with it, it’s a scene, man.

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