Men of Reddit: What is something that you assume most men do, but women have no clue?

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1. Changing a tire

2. Things around the house. DIY JOBS.

3. Pinching the tip of your foreskin whilst pissing to rinse it out a bit.

4. Shake your penis vigorously after finished to removed excess pee and remind the little guy that, although you love him, you’re still the boss.

5. Getting rid of spiders

6. Watch gossip girl

7. Pee in the sink

8. Imagine what all your female friends look like naked.

   Have a wank when you’re asleep next to us.

9. Take slightly wider steps to get our balls unstuck from our leg

10. It’s not an assumption but women just aren’t funny.

11. Contemplate reality

12. Posing in the Shower.⚡️⚡️

13. Today, while my wife was at work. I rotated the tyres on the family car. Does that count?

14. Wipe you dick on the hand towels after a piss.

15. Clean the blood under the toilet seat.

16. Pull their ball skin up over their dick sometimes when bored.

17. Handies for the boys on Thursday.

18. Huff their jizz rag

19. Proper alignment of males at the urinals. My wife did not know about this.

20. Pinch and roll itchy nuts.

21. Jerked off to their Thailand vacation albums on Facebook.
    I didn’t do it, but all my friends from high school did

22. The sticky sock of di not touck or you will catch something

23. Spit out the little balls of toilet paper when you go down to lick pussy.

24. Pinch and twist instead of scratch.

25. We shave our armpits i guess 🤣🤣🤣

26. Take an awkward step sideways to adjust your beanbag

27. The Step and Wiggle to reposition/ unstick sticky balls from thigh.

28. The old flip up of an NRB (No reason boner)

29. Mow the grass. I put my wife on the mower once and I had to do it all over again.

30. Take out the trash. I guess once you volunteer it’s your duty for life.

31. Tucking my sack, looking in the mirror and wondering what it would be like without all this toxic masculinity.