It’s 2022: So you can’t get a girlfriend. What are your alternatives?

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1. Be sad and alone…..

2. Have money in your wallet.

3. * ASMR girlfriend experience videos (plenty of them for free on YouTube)
   * Full length body pillows stuffed with hot water bottles (to simulate human female warmth) and covered with perfume (to simulate female smell)
   * AI chatbots (like Replika), who you can have a girlfriend-like relationship with
   * Parasocial relationships with Twitch streamers or other content creators

4. Realize you don’t need a girlfriend to be happy and go get some hobbies and friends?

5. You got hands, don’t you?

6. Wait till 2042, realistic AI sex/companion robots will be a reality and affordable.

7. Have you considered getting a boyfriend instead?

8. Get a boyfriend instead.

9. Get real comfortable with Pamela Handerson and her sister, Palmela Anderson.

10. It’s 2022 and I’m getting more attention from women then I ever had

    Give me a month and one of them might be official

11. I actually can’t believe some people consider buying AI sex robots. I’ve been single most of my life but I’d at least like to keep my dignity.

12. Hookers

13. I don’t need a reason to be single, I should have a reason to date. That reason shouldn’t, because I want a girlfriend…

14. I jerk off to porn.

15. Get a hobby that you find interesting and rewarding.

    Focus on organizing your life and keeping positivity in your life.

16. Renovate my house, hang with my children, read more books, drink as much beer as I want without having to answer to anyone.

17. Go the gym, get ripped, and have gay buttsex with all the gymbro’s you attract

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19. Porn

20. Same as they’ve always been.

    * Go to work
    * Go to war
    * Go to jail

21. Fleshlite

22. Why can’t you get a girlfriend in this hypothetical scenario ?

23. I can’t get a girlfriend no matter the year. I do what I always do: what’s best for me.

24. Get my friends, beers, camping equipment and have a 1 year around the globe trip. Now it’s 2023 and I can’t get a girlfriend.

25. What do you mean by you cannot get a girlfriend exactly ? Is it more you don’t want one or you think you are able to court a woman. If its the later then you can always work on yourself (hit the gym and get fit, clean up and groom up, talk on your social skills) to improve those. But I would’t tie up your self-worth to having a girlfriend. Hope that helps.

26. After creeping on your profile and I assume your YT page(One Punch Combo), if you are the person in the video, you are attractive and nerdy. I feel like you shouldn’t have much trouble finding a fellow nerd to date.

    Do you go to nerdy things? ie game shops, ren fair, conventions.

    I found my current boyfriend on Hinge. One of my prompts was “Talk nerdy to me” and he sent a message about the Death Star. We’ve been together a few months and I play D&D with him and his friends every other Saturday.

27. Going at it alone

28. Gta prostitutes and strip clubs