Men, what are some of the nicknames have you been called?

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1. Zeus

2. I used to call this guy cotton balls

3. Booboo bear, it didn’t last long

4. Oryx. Like from rainbow six. Purely arm size and not height

5. * J-Will
   * J-Dubb
   * J-Wizzle
   * Mallard
   * J.W.
   * Jamaal-hall 19 Feet Tall
   * Forehead
   * Carlton

6. • Milkushakus Devorus

   • Cow Earthquaker

   • Lactose Pursuer

7. When were teenagers, my wife called me “fishybear” because I was a swimmer and hairy. Cringe, sure, but it melted my heart every time she said it.

8. The Terminator. It was a joke name because of how sickly I was.

9. Don Kidek

10. Frankenstein.

    Partly because of my last name. Possibly also partly because I was the class nerd – *if* you think they knew Frankenstein was the doctor.

11. IHop. I was an offensive lineman growing up and was really fat so I would just lay on top of people or “pancake” people.

    I’m 25 and my dad still calls me “Hop” even at my wedding he gave a speech and called me Hop and everyone was confused at who he was talking about

12. Got a few friends with nicknames. There is Fathead, we’ve been calling him that for 30 years or so. He has the biggest dome you’ve ever seen on someone. He’s fine with it, hell I’ve heard him introduce himself as Fathead before. Then we got Gravy. He did so many drugs when he was younger we said his brain is nothing but gravy, the name stuck.

13. Maximus Flatulus

    Hey You (Generic)

    Bubba

14. Stickman and Rain

15. Uncle Phil
    Phil me up
    Philly cheese steak

    Smh yes my name is Phil.

16. Big Dick Willy was the most recent I remember

17. •Sergeant Pepper

    •Black [my first name]

    •Andre

18. • Big Man, Big [my name], Big Man [my name] – all owing to the fact that I’m 6’6″

    • Little [my name] – one particular friend calls me this because of my apparently very kind nature

    • Osiris – was called this by a friend the one time both my arms were fully bandaged (I fell on a brick wall)

19. Big Mac, macaroni, Mac attack, mac and cheese, Mac daddy D, Mack truck, supermac, Fatmac, mactack, jackedmac, you name it if it has Mac in it or loosely could.

20. Champ, Buzz, Shooter, Skip, Cap, Mutt, and Mudd

21. Four eyes. Yes, I wear glasses since primary school

22. Doc

    Dr.

    Lt.

23. From my parents, toady, because when I was younger I couldn’t take due to complications so I sounded a bit like a Toad apparently

    My dad still calls me it now and im 36!!

24. Shoe. It’s a long story, and not especially interesting.

25. Ginger giant

26. “Iceman” – being Icelandic in the USA

    “Boss” – When I was a project manager

    “Fuck Boi” – When my friend saw how many tinder dates i’d ‘met up’ with

27. Big B, Big Guy, BMoney