What’s the best way via text to gage whether a guy would be interested in hooking up?

14 comments

1. Ask him.

2. “wanna fuck”

   “sure”

3. What are you trying to do with me?

   I mean…are you trying to smash?

   Psst…whip it out. (If he is oblivious) show me…your digging stick. Your trouser meat? Show me your dick.

4. What’s the current relationship with this fellow?

5. Depends. If you’re a dude- good luck. If you’re a female- just ask, lol

6. By asking him.

7. Best call I ever got from a girl I barely knew was “ I wanna fuck your brains out”. She did.

8. “Hey.. you wanna come over and fuck?”.. that should pretty much nail it.. At least you’ll get a straight answer.

9. Rudtf?

10. “You make me laugh all the time. How can I make it up to you?”

11. Ima cut to the chase, ask him. Don’t play games, just ask, he’ll appreciate it wether he says yes or no

12. By

    Asking

    Him

    Facepalm

13. Never forget the ancient wisdom : “a guy would literally talk to a tree if it approached him first”.

    It’s just a guy, what’s the worst that could happen?

14. Just ask. Mid 30’s we’re done with all the stupid ‘hints’ and games. Be direct, be mature. Communicate.

    It’s 2022, be willing to accept the risk of rejection.