If your pet had a dating profile, what would their bio say?

20 comments

1. Meow, meow, meow

2. ME-OWWW!!!

3. Very, very jealous. Like if you look at another dog he will lose his mind and then house under the bed pouting.

4. [Lexi, 3F](https://i.imgur.com/HxtiqjE.jpg)

   I get along with most people. Likes walks, chasing small animals, and lounging on the couch with my humans. We can meet for a drink, but I find it hard to share a meal with someone. I do like to relax, but I’m also very into fitness and looking for someone I can play with on a regular basis. No greyhounds, sorry.

5. Let’s do it human style!

6. Pansexual and experienced, currently engaged in a polyamorous arrangement and open to additional opportunities.

7. I like fuck

8. No hookups- neutered

9. Rocky the pet rock much like my owner I am mostly sedentary, capable of a few tricks sit and stay. Just know I will never leave you

10. Come as is !

11. “I love balls”

12. “I’m dumb enough to fuck you.”

13. Kasparis 1yo M Cat:

    The lights are on but no one is home, wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

    A bit on the heavier side but it just means more to love. I love being held like a baby and going for long sessions of being on crack while my parents are trying to sleep.

    Good food and good vibes are my primary requirements in a mate. Neutered so don’t stress about rights being taken away.

    0.2m if that matters.

14. Likes it ruff……………………………………….welp, my work is done here!

15. 4F, Boxer. High energy. I will either bark at you or show you my belly. Tell me I’m a good girl and let’s go from there!

16. Pansexual flee-bag with balls still attached for a few more weeks into chains, collars, and leashes seeks bitch or bud for a game of who can dominate who and possible golden shower at the local park. Must enjoy being watched.

17. Depens on the fact that he gets to say in what the profile will say or not … at the moment nobody seems to understand drone language tho

18. “I love running out the door when given the chance. I guess i’m just wild at heart 👉👈”

19. I wont let you sleep, you will be screaming my name all night long. I am the big black alpha cat and I love to mismer sweet purrs in your ears early in the morning.

20. High energy girl loves meeting new people and their pets.