Honestly every year of adulthood I try to buy a new hose and before the end summer it shits the bed.

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  1. No fucking shit right? Even those non kink hoses that shrink when you turn the hose off that al borland was making commercials for suck..you buy a hose not like you need to upgrade it so they force you to get ones that suck and you have to keep replacing, they fuck you at the hoses.

  2. I’ve definitely learned over the years a hose is something that I’ll spend a little bit extra on to get more than a couple of years out of it. Are you shutting it off when you’re done with it?

  3. Are you buying a real rubber one or the vinyl ones? Or one of those stupid collapsable coiled ones?

    Buy a real rubber one. They’re more expensive and heavier, but they’re stronger and more flexible. I’ve had mine for four years, no complaints.

  5. You’ve got to go to a hose specific place. Ours was called evco house of hose. You’re gonna spend a couple or 3 bucks a foot, but you’ll get a nice rubber one and it’ll last you forever. 50 footer was like $100 or so iirc

  6. Every year? What kind of cheap hose are you buying? I’ve had my hose for a couple years and it still works fine

  7. Because you’re buying the cheap ones. Get the Stanley FatMax hoses. I have used these for 6 years now and keep them out all summer and winter with no issues.

  11. Here in Phoenix the summer sun just destroys anything left outside for any period of time so I grew accustomed to garden hoses being a seasonal purchase just like my car wiper blades. That said I always buy the cheapest one I can find because it doesn’t matter and I don’t want to waste money 🤑

  12. Do you have a Diamond DICK?!?!

    ^sir ^no ^sir

    BULLLshit! I bet you could fuck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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