So my girlfriend and I (m) are new to sex and I’m just wondering if the women of this subreddit have specific positions they prefer.

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  1. I like cowgirl, spooning and prone bone.

    I dislike doggy.

    In terms of pleasure I am not sure how exactly you would rate this. I cannot orgasm from penetration.

  2. From Worst to Best

    The Godrick – Flail around impotently on top, grab hitachi, thrust its head into her vagina, scream “I COMMAND THEE KNEEL”

    The Varre – Grab a pair of nail cutters and cut her fingernail too close to the skin so that she bleeds while inside her, call her “lambkin” repeatedly

    The Nameless King – Kill your pet with a knife, then run to the other side of the bedroom then leap onto the bed attempting to penetrate during landing in one smooth stroke.

    The Twin Princes – Carry her around the room on your dick then fall to the ground in exhaustion and have her pray over your limp body until you can get it up again

    The FallingStar Beast – Harness gravity or something idk

    The Malenia – Get a friend, put a flower pot on his head, and Let Him Solo Her.

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