You hear a knock on the window and you go to see what the racket is. It’s your last ex girlfriend and 2 of her lady friends standing there naked with a bottle of tequila and says she will do anything to get you back. What do you do?

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1. Call the police

2. I’m married so I would ask them to gtfoh and possibly call the cops.

3. “Oh… how about you guys come inside and drink some water. We’ll get you an Uber when you’ve sobered up a little.”

4. Tell them to go away. That’s a setup if I’ve ever seen one

5. Mow the grass, clean the gutters, paint the garage

6. Turn on the sprinklers.

7. Invite the friends in and tell the ex to kick rocks. If it’s an all or nothing deal, they can all take a hike.

8. Take the tequila and kick them bum ass bitches to the curb.

9. Get them inside, roll out the couch and make them drink some water and put robes on them. Leave a few pain killers for them in the morning.

10. No idea, never had an ex.

11. Close the curtains.

12. I have gators in my backyard area, so I just hang out and watch the show. I damn sure don’t go out there at night, so these three drunk naked women are in for a shock.

13. What kind of tequila?

14. Try to save their lives because I live on the 5th floor of an apartment building

15. Call her sponsor.

16. Invite her inside and kindly explain that while we had a lot of good times together, it would be healthier for us both to move on and that because we both used to have a drinking problem that while I will not control her actions, it might be a good idea to ditch the liquor while processing heartbreak. I would tell her that she has worth as a person and does not need to try to bribe with her body and material things in order to be deserving of love. She is a beautiful person and things are never easy. It is so easy to fall into a self destructive cycle when you feel nothing matters especially when you can’t have the one thing you feel has any importance to you. But just as you can’t tell if the future will have any good in it at all, the opposite is also true. How do you know you will absolutely miserable? It’s easy to assume pessimistic possibilities when everything that has been happening has been negative, but the simple fact is that we won’t know until we get there, and the only thing we can do right now is steer and hope we steer in the right direction.

17. I tell her that if she wants me back she has to give me the tequila.

    Then I lock the door and tell her if she wants me back that she needs to leave and go home

18. Take the bottle and shut the window.

19. Tell her and her friends to go home and wait for me to call her.

    I don’t call her.

    If she calls me then I told her that she didn’t follow the rules. I’ll give her the rules again.

20. Stretch and hydrate, don’t want to pull a hammy.

21. Call the police.

22. Roll over, kiss my GF and go back to sleep. Promise myself never to eat chili that late at night again, because obviously it gives me nightmares.

23. Make a scene and embarrass her in front of the whole neighborhood.

    Bonus if the Ring camera records it. Lol

24. Wake up…

25. Invite her in as a ploy to take away the tequila and tuck her to sleep on my couch to sleep it off

26. Call the cops.

27. Wake up from your wet dream, dousche.

28. I do my best Clint Eastwood impression and tell em to GTFO MY LAWN

29. Close the curtains, phone the police and ignore until then

30. Get some content from the window for later and go back to whatever I was doing

31. why did she bring additional people?!

    why is she nude?

    log off porn hub before you fucking talk to us bro

32. Slam the door in her face, set fire to my house and run out the back.

33. Which friends? The one with the glass eye?

34. r/oddlyspecific

35. Call the cops (or at least her parents).

36. Let her in. But she wouldn’t have to go to those lengths. It was an amicable split. I do miss her though.

37. “Go on home now. Go on git!”

38. There’s a reason she becomes an EX

    And I’d like to keep it that way

39. This situation is so ridiculous I would assume them to be aliens and attack.